Things you find yourself saying a lot as a pet sitter.
Don’t eat that poop.
Don’t attacked a human who is eight times your size.
You are not a big dog stop trying to scare the Caterpillar.
Don’t lick that butt.
Don’t eat that mulch.
Clean up the food I dropped.
Don’t eat the food that I dropped!
Who’s the most adorable dog in the world?
The fire hydrant is not looking at you funny.
The mailman is not evil. Please stop barking at him every day.